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Single, is a different experience as retirement nears

Sorrows without solace, none to wipe your tears

Stirring in the night, no warm body do you find

Life, shared with no one, you can lose your mind

Good fortune blessed me one fine spring day

I spied my dearest in the home aisle at The Bay

Bedazzled by her beauty, I was helpless to adore

Her name Sealy, friends knew her as ... Twenty Four

Quickly, my lady proved a celebrity about town

Casting a spectacle in her bright red gown

People's obvious stars made my heart soar

How I love my sweet darling ... Twenty Four

Gliding across the dance floor, we caused a stir

Dapper was my tux, dazzling she was in fur 

The Cabernet chilled, two glasses I did pour

How I am falling for my dear ... Twenty Four

Pastor Bill cautioned it was too soon for us to wed

The church replete, no space for another head

With vows exchanged, our eternal love we swore

My beautiful bride, the adorable ... Twenty Four

Honeymoon travel tickets required a full name

Raising our eyebrows, we played their game 

Sealy / 24 Ounce / Down Filled / Machine Washable

Of course, everyone knows her as ... Twenty Four